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Wacky diva Mariah Carey is reportedly on a bizarre ‘purple-food only’ diet to stop her getting wrinkles.
The leggy singer is taking purple meals – consisting of ingredients such as grapes and beetroot – three days a week after hearing the food is high in vitamins and anti-oxidants.
A source tells The Sun. “It sounds off-the-wall but it’s a huge injection of healthy food in one go. Purple products are nature’s best weapons in the battle against ageing. There’s a saying that, ‘A plum a day keeps a facelift away.’”
I… don’t even know what to say about this.
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On June 30th 2006, Teen Witch wrote:
Only purple foods? What does that leave…plums, cabbage, and grape popsicles?
On June 30th 2006, Fragile Sound wrote:
… and beets, lots of beets. I would hate to be the fellow who cleans her kitchen. Heck, I would hate to be the guy who has to whiten her teeth after all that!
On June 30th 2006, Meaghan wrote:
…I would hate to be any one of those men caressing her thighs in that picture.
On July 1st 2006, Fragile Sound wrote:
Don’t feel too bad for them, Meaghan, they were paid enough for that shot to put their kids into private school!