The New York Post got first dibs on Spencer Pratt’s new Radar Magazine advice column. (Learn More About Yo Spencer! Here)

Yo Spencer! My brother wants to join the Army, but my mom and I are terrified about him getting killed. What can I tell him to keep him from enlisting?

Spencer replies: “I have mad love for people who serve this country — more than any other type of human being. I’ve considered joining up myself every day since I as 14. What’s stopped me? Bullets. I’m not brave enough to get shot yet. If your brother is brave enough to get shot, it’s his choice, and you should support him. The last thing he needs is to be on the battlefield thinking about how upset his family is. That kind of distraction could get him killed.”

He lost this reader after use of the phrase “mad love.” So he’s from Harlem now, huh? Preppy Boy knows damn well he doesn’t talk like that. FAIL!

Check out the first Yo Spencer! in the April 2008 issue of Radar, on newsstands on March 25th.