Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith: Shut Up, We’re Fine

Responding to a widely-circulated report this morning that said they’re separating, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith have issued a joint statement.

Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact.

“And you know what would be awesome? If rags like In Touch Weekly actually contacted us before running a completely false story just to get hits to their website,” they didn’t add.

And then they made a few jokes about how long a tabloid editor’s nose must be before going back to playing Marco Polo in their 25,000-square-foot house.

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