Well the first reason would be that she’s flipping out throwing shit at people. Campbell has been arrested in NYC for striking her assistant in the head with ‘an object’. Which uncannily resembled a machete. In late March, she was charged and faces up to seven years in jail. She insists in the press that “this is a case of relatiation” and that she is “being extorted.” Two other assistants have claimed that Naomi Campbell threw stuff at them too, so I’m not sure that she has much of a leg to stand on - no matter how she spins it.

Like Tyra, I think it would be helpful if Naomi had a daytime talk show where she could share her deep dark secrets that “she never ever never shared with anyone never ever.” Or she could have a doctor come on and examine her breasts and assure the audience (which included a mortified me) that her breast are indeed real. Ah Tyra.

It might also help if Naomi had a show like Tyra’s “America’s Next Top Model” where she can belittle wafer-thin Kate Moss wannabe’s every week. Very therapudic. Especially when your ass is so fat you can’t model anymore, your acting career tanked - reality TV is really your only option. What does this have to do with Naomi Campbell? Very little.
I just think it’s funny when supermodels get fat.