Wal-Mart wants you dead, so they can sell your loved ones a coffin. You heard right, my Little Crunch Bites. The world’s largest retailer, is getting into the funeral business. Last week, the company began selling caskets and urns on it’s website.

The Associated Press writes: Prices range from $999 for models like “Dad Remembered” and “Mom Remembered” steel caskets to the mid-level $1,699 “Executive Privilege.” All are less than $2,000, except for the Sienna Bronze Casket, which sells for $3,199.

Wal-Mart will even deliver the coffins directly to the funeral home of your choice within 48 hours of purchase. There is one catch: They won’t accept returns unless the product has been damaged in transit. So make sure Grandpa’s really dead before you order!