Jasmine Waltz Denies Punching Lindsay Lohan: “I Never Touched The Trainwreck!”

Lindsay Lohan celebrated 24 years of life on Friday, just as the Web came alive with reports that the Mean Girl’s big day kicked off with a resounding punch!

Lohan claims a Voyeur waitress punched her in the face while the actress and a group of friends celebrated her birthday at the Los Angeles club this morning.

“A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason,” the Machete actress Tweeted moments after the alleged incident.

One spywitness on-site claims the testy waitress grew angry after she spotted Lohan talking with one-time reality star Doug Reinhardt, who the server previously dated.

“The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was jealous and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face!” the onlooker squealed to Us Weekly.

Jasmine Waltz, the fist-slingin’ cocktail waitress Lohan accuses of decking her in the wee hours of Friday morning, has stepped forward with a hard-hitting denial against reports that she struck the actress. Of course, that doesn’t mean Jasmine wouldn’t leap at the chance to hurl a stiletto at Lindsay’s head, if given the opportunity.

“All I have to say is that disturbed little trainwreck is delusional,” Waltz remarked in a statement to Access Hollywood on Friday night. “I didn’t hit her,” she added curtly. “But I’d like too.”

Jasmine has good reason to be angry — if only at her herself. Word on The Snitch Circuit has it that Voyeur managers have already agreed to give the server her walking papers in light of the Friday morning melee.

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