This just in from Esquire: Vince Vaughn is fat!

Esquire Magazine is featuring a cover story on Four Christmases star Vince Vaughn for the publication’s final issue of 2008. But the esteemed men’s style mag has sparked a lively online debate over the article’s numerous references to Vince’s plus-sized frame.

We get it. He’s a little fluffy.

Check out how many times Esquire indirectly called Vince fat in their new profile.

VINCE VAUGHN LOOKS A LOT LIKE VINCE VAUGHN, ONLY BIGGER. He’s tall enough to have to duck through doorways, as he just did, and wide enough to spend a lot of time walking sideways through tight spaces, like this steakhouse. He wears a pair of old-school Nike sneakers that could be used as war canoes. About six and a half feet higher up, his hair rises like a wave above the low-tide beach that is his forehead. (He calls it his fivehead.) His face is full, puffy enough to make him sometimes look as though he’s fighting to keep his eyes open–not as though he’s just woken up but as though he’s never bothered to go to bed in the first place. His shirt is open at the collar, probably because it has to be. It’s also open at the waist. Even from across this crowded restaurant, it’s possible to see a jumbo slice of Vaughn’s naked belly. It’s too much to ignore, this great golden acreage, because he leads with it and because it’s probably been kissed by Jennifer Aniston, standing on her tippy-toes. The man doesn’t just occupy airspace; he fills it.

The truth is, Vince Vaughn isn’t really like them. He’s the biggest man in the room. And because of his size, and because he inherited from his salesman father a competitive streak as well as a knack for volume business, he is voracious in his appetites (steak and lobster and creamed spinach) and his desires (to be loved). He has an almost pathological need to please his public…

Vince Vaughn looks the way a big man looks when someone stands up to him for the first time in his life. He looks like a man who knows that he can cover only so much ground, that even giants have their limits. He looks like a man who knows he will have to pick a side. He looks suddenly smaller. He still looks a lot like Vince Vaughn, only built to scale.