Proactiv? Fugetaboutit! Victoria Beckham uses bird poop to keep her skin free of blemishes.

“When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials,” a tattle blabbed to Britain’s Closer Magazine this week.

The international fashion icon reportedly credits Geisha Facials, a facial cream comprised of nightingale droppings, for improving her once-acne prone complexion.

“She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment.”

“She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.”