In Touch Weekly has positively identified the petite brunette featured in the Verne Troyer Sex Tape as Ranae Shrider. Not much is presently known about Ranae (who apparently has incredibly low standards), but celebrity snitches have managed to ascertain that the twenty-two year old is an aspiring model from Kentuck, who was, until recently, involved in a long-term relationship with Verne.

Here’s a preview of the Mini Me Sex Tape, in case you haven’t seen it already. But consider yourself warned….we could have gone our entire lives without seeing that tongue kiss. (Shivers)

Can’t this be considered child porn?!