Kinda gives a new meaning to the expression “Playing with yourself…”

Someone better get Jennifer Love Hewitt the memo: Vajazzling is so 2000-late!

First there was waxing pubic hair into shapes, next there was vajazzling (applying crystals to the mons pubis). Now Ladies & Lady Boys, we present the latest invention in vaginal adornment: tattooing.

Vatooing is the fine art of inking the femme parts with spray-on tattoos of various shapes and colors. It’s all the rage in the Big Apple, The Luxury Spot dished this week. The airbrush tattoo is applied directly to the vajayjay after a fresh bikini wax. Vatooing allows ladies to live dangerously temporarily. Get “inked” with your BF initials, decorate your parts with a teddy bear or a heart, get a flower.

The tatt you choose is up to you. How’s that for a cunt stunt?

Vatoos last approximately one week and are currently available for $115 at New York-based tattoo parlor Inked by Completely Bare.

“An airbrush tattoo applied directly after a completely bare bikini wax, Vatooing lets you live dangerously temporarily. Get “inked” with your beau’s initials, or go for a flirty design—the tattoo you choose is up to you. Get a flower, butterfly, sun, or letters inked in your favorite color. A trained technician applies an exclusive stencil and airbrushes the ink directly onto the area, giving you a coy secret to hide—or reveal—as you choose. The ink lasts up to five days for commitment-free, flirtatious fun. Regular price: $115 includes the bikini wax.”