Ain’t this some shit — literally! Get ready for a poopy episode of The Tyra Banks Show this Friday, Oct. 16, when the former supermodel goes where no Emmy-winning model mogul has gone before — up your butt and around the corner. In a daytime first, Tyra Banks will air the first-ever televised colonic, performed by a licensed colonhydrotherapist, on tomorrow’s show.

Why can’t she just expose cheaters and do paternity tests like Maury?