“Two & A Half Men” Porn Parody

As if Charlie Sheen didn’t have enough problems. The troubled actor’s hit CBS sitcom Two & A Half Men has been turned into a hardcore porn parody by the smut aficionados at Hustler Video.

On Tuesday, Hustler bosses released a parody of the Emmy-winning smash, titled This Ain’t Two and a Half Men XXX. Yep — the naughty boys behind This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX and This Ain’t Glee XXX, among other Too Hot for TV titles, turned Sheen’s series into a salacious new DVD that would make Jenna Jameson blush.

Here’s the trailer for the latest addition to Hustler’s porn parody arsenal, starring James Deen as the wussy Jon Cryer guy and Evan Stone as Sheen’s alter ego. The side-slapping production features cameos by Jenna Presley, Madison Ivy, and some other professional fuckers you’re sure to recognize, you disgusting little masturbator you.

Synopsis: “Manwhore of the year, Charlie (Evan Stone) wants to help his little brother, Alan (james Deen) get back together with his ex. Fucking 2 girls at once and banging the ex’s mother are few of the sacrifices he has to make… to help Alan!”

“I love getting to perform in these quirky parody films and to get to have sex with Evan Stone as Charlie is a dream come true. I have a feeling that Charlie is one of America’s bad boys, so I think we were on to something when we shot this one,” says Hustler Hunny Ivy.

Interestingly enough, Capri Anderson — the adult film actress who locked herself in a bathroom during Sheen’s Plaza Hotel meltdown last month — is a former Hustler hottie. Capri was featured in the Hustler Video film, Barely Legal 96.