Sorry I’ve been gone so long, Pumpkins! Stupid modem completely shut down on me earlier this afternoon. Let’s see what happenings we’ve missed in Celeb Land this Hump Day Wednesday. Tori Spelling is mourning the loss of her beloved pug Mimi LaRue. The eleven year old pup, who always managed to look miserable, has died of natural causes, leaving the reality star “devastated,” People Magazine reports.

“She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly,” Tori said of Mimi. “People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud!”

“I’m convinced she waited around to make sure I had the daughter I always dreamt about before she left us.”