Tom Cruise is old, and still pretty creepy
It’s July 3rd, and you know what that means! Not only is it the 4th of July weekend, but it’s also Tom Cruise’s birthday! That’s right, Maverick turns a whopping 44 today.
Happy birthday, you glib son of a bitch.
Here’s a completely irrelevant piece from Page Six regarding our favorite little Scientologist/nutbag:
Oliver Stone says that Tom Cruise won the lead role in “Born on the Fourth of July” by telling Stone that his birthday was July 3rd. Stone, however, was disappointed when Cruise did not tell reporters about his birthday when promoting the file. Cruise apparently was worried that it would lead to discovery of real last name, which is Mapother.
I don’t understand this since he wasn’t actually born on the 4th of July, but whatever.
And where the hell is Suri?
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On July 4th 2006, Fragile Sound wrote:
You think he’s creepy?
The only thing I find creepy about Tommy is that he still has a baby-face at 44 and that he fails to listen to his publicist/stylist/common sence when he’s in front of a mic.
On July 4th 2006, melissa wrote:
Tom is cute.But ya he’s so creepy.Arent 44
yearolds soupost to look old?
On July 5th 2006, melissa wrote:
16 years younger.wow she was 1 on his 16 b-day!
Thats what i call “wrong”.Thanks 4 pointing that
out The Gossip Rag.