Kooky Tom Cruise is eyeing an equally batty celeb as a potential new Scientology convert! Tom is interested in personally converting embattled star Britney Spears to Scientology, the actor has been blabbing to friends. Tom is convinced that Britney suffers from multiple personality disorder and believes the controversial Church can save her.
“Tom loves playing savior – and says a Scientology detox is just what Britney needs. He says he personally sees three personalities in her, and believes the Church can get rid of two of them – and make Britney ‘Britney’ again,” a tabloid spy reveals.
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4 responses so far ↓
Terryeo // Feb 6, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I support Anonymous. The Cult of $cientology must be exposed for their crimes.
David // Feb 6, 2008 at 4:38 pm
First Will Smith, now Britney Spears
Anonymous // Feb 21, 2008 at 9:18 am
They can have her.
The Fresh Prince at least left a legitimate mark.
Britney contributes nothing of merit to society.
AnonyMust // Mar 21, 2008 at 9:55 am
These scientologists keep thinking that people are hating on their “religion”. This is a CULT, not a religion. It is a DANGEROUS cult with stupid, mindless, ATTENTION-SEEKING Hollywood wannabees and wash-ups trying to take over the world with their supposed generosity. It is a front, we know this and stupid people like that whiner, Joss Stone, who was getting put on by Oprah, the scientology-loving negress of the airwaves (doesn’t have much brain to realize the LRon was not into us Black people), are the types that get easily sucked into the NICE-NESS that these people kick.
Oprah being in South Africa is no accident. L Ron thought that South Africans were too rebellious and too hard to train, hence Miss Winfrey’s School for Brainwashing, er, I mean, girls.
Telling us that they are not scientologists (like Will’s PUBLICIST, who can’t seem to make up his mind whether or not he is a scientologist WHICH HE STILL IS) is typical behavior. They all lie. They are all losers who need a pyramid scheme and a good amount of gab to reel in the insecure Black people like Oprah and Will to join their white elite (cause you know, Oprah and Will have NEVER BEEN “BLACK”) friends in screwing up the world with that nonsense.
BOYCOTT ALL THESE PEOPLE. PERIOD. THEY WILL GET THE MESSAGE. Europe seems to be smart to hate on them. America is just plain backward. No wonder they can’t even come to a conclusion of who they want for a President.
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