“Toddlers & Tiaras” Controversy: Three-Year-Old Mimics “Pretty Woman” Prostitute

Well, this gives new meaning to the word: “Prostitot…”

The TLC reality soap Toddlers & Tiaras is pretty disturbing on a normal night (ie: Four-year-olds with spray tans, hair extensions, and mouthpieces…), but have you heard about the episode that’s set some Watercooler Chatters on their ears?

Three-year-old pageant hopeful Paisley shocked fellow pageant goers – and TV viewers — over the weekend when her mom sent her on stage dressed as Julia Roberts’ character in the 1990 romantic comedy Pretty Woman. Allow us to clarify for those born after the Reagan Era; Yep, that’s the movie where Julia plays Vivian, a hooker with a heart of gold.

Paging Child Protective Services!

Paisley donned a crop top, mini skirt and thigh-high vinyl boots for her performance, where she strutted around confidently, clearly having no idea there was anything wrong with her outfit.

“Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman as a prostitute?” a shocked pageant mom remarked during the episode. “I would never ever do that to my little girl. Ever! Us pageant moms already take a huge rap for what we’re doing to our little girls and it’s outfits like that that give us a bad rap!” she retorted.

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