Oh Tila Tequila – is there nothing you hold sacred? The reality starlet is shopping an ultrasound that she claims proves that she’s pregnant. No word on who the father, but we’d like to suggest that he get permanent custody! When T.T. first announced the blessed news (Insert rolling eyes here…) earlier this month, she claimed to be carrying the child of an “American war hero.”

Maybe G.I. Joe is the baby’s daddy?