Lezzie looney Tila Tequila has announced her engagement to Band-Aid heiress Casey Johnson in a bizarre video on Ustream.com early Wednesday.

The former MySpace pin-up, real name Tila Nguyen, appeared on-screen with the Johnson & Johnson heiress this morning, where the couple announced plans to wed.

“We have an announcement… This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first – Tila army fans – tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!” Tila, 27, gushed to fans. “We’re what you call U-Haul lesbians, where you meet and fall in love and move in the next day and have kids,” she added, flashing a “17-carat diamond ring from my baby.”

“My baby is a f***king baller. She’s a billionaire! She’s the heiress of Johnson and Johnson.”

Casey, the “baller” in question, is facing felony theft charges after allegedly ripping off pal. And just last January, the socialite had to be hospitalized after ex-girlfriend Courteney Semel — daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel — set Casey’s hair on fire during a violent showdown between the pair.

“Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are now officially engaged. Woo!” she added.

“We already have a family,” Tequila said of Johnson, who adopted a baby girl from Kazakhstan in 2007. “I love children. She has a daughter named Ava. I have a dog named Onyx. The next thing we are going to do is buy a house together, and once we get situated, we’re going to throw an engagement party.”