Tiger Woods Scandal Helps “South Park” Set Ratings Record

Sorry Tiger, the world isn’t done laughing at your public humiliation. That’s what happens when you’re a whore.

This week’s 14th season premiere of South Park was most watched season opener for the envelope-pushing, animated comedy since its premiere in 1999, says The Hollywood Reporter. The Comedy Central smash — which returned for a new season on Wednesday — brought in a whopping 3.7 million viewers for an episode that poked fun at the buzzed-about Tiger Woods sex scandal. South Park even doodled in a golf-wielding appearance from Tiger’s scorned wife, Elin.

Maybe next time they can do an episode based on Tiger’s filthy sex texts to former mistress Joslyn James.