Tiger Woods Porn Parody “Tiger’s Wood”

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The Tiger Woods Sex Scandal will soon be immortalized everywhere X-rated smut is sold.

Well….you knew it was coming. In a press release issued this week, and obtained by The Examiner, Adam & Eve Pictures gleefully announced that they will be cashing in the pro golfer’s public shame with the release of a new porn parody titled Tiger’s Wood.

Adam & Eve Pictures is pleased to reveal that shooting is already underway on a XXX-rated film about the golf legend and his liaisons with a reality star, a nightclub hostess, and a good portion of the cocktail waitresses in Las Vegas.

Tiger’s Wood — featuring beefy porn hunk Tyler Knight as Tiger and Kayden Kross as wife Elin — should debut sometime in the next two months. The feature will poke fun at Tiger’s attempts to juggle his multiple mistresses — 13 at last count — in explicit detail.

“Tyler Knight is the only actor who could play this part,” says porn purveyor David Lord, who will be stepping behind the camera to direct the tongue-in-cheek Wood. “I thought of him immediately when we were writing the script. Once Tyler signed on, everything immediately fell into place.”

“With the popularity of adult parody films as well as celebrity scandal, this project is a natural,” says Meredith Christopher, Executive Producer for Adam & Eve Pictures. “Every day, there seems to be some new development or girlfriend exposed, and it really has captured the attention of the public. That’s what we want to focus on with ‘Tiger’s Wood,’” Christopher adds.

“This really is a story that has captured America’s attention. We’re excited to bring it to the public in such a short amount of time… and we may have another release depending on what happens in the near future.”

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