Rachel Uchitel, a New York City nightclub hostess with ties to celebrity sex and 9/11, continues to deny published reports that she had a romantic relationship with pro golfer Tiger Woods. The reports have grown so widespread that the leggy brunette is offering to take a lie-detector test to prove she’s never been intimate with the married father of two.

Quick, somebody page Maury!

“This is ridiculous. Not a word of it is true,” Uchitel boo-hooed in an interview with The New York Post Tuesday. “I told the Enquirer and Star [which first reported the relationships stories] that it wasn’t true. I told them not only did I have information to disprove the story, but I offered to take a lie-detector test.”

Police in Orlando, Florida suspect Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren were fighting over the alleged affair when he crashed his SUV outside their mansion early Friday morning. On Sunday, Uchitel flew from New York to Los Angeles to meet with celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred.

“Tiger and I are not friends. That’s a whole different ballgame. I’ve only met him twice… I am around celebrities and very rich people all the time. It’s my job. I work in the nightclub industry,” Rachel continued, blaming the affair rumors on “drunken hookers” with an axe to grind. In fact, it was Ashley Sampson — an alleged co-worker and friend of Rachel — that dropped dime to The Enquirer.

“[She's] not even a friend of mine. This girl was never around me for any of the time she was saying she was,” Rachel fumes. “If I was having some big, lurid affair, I would not tell this girl. It’s just ridiculous. She got paid money to sell a story to the National Enquirer. I heard she got $25,000 and another girl got $25,000. The other magazines heard about it, but they turned it down because there was no hard evidence.”

“And it’s horrible to Tiger’s family. His wife must feel horrible. the worst part of it: it’s not true. That’s a horrible thing to read, ‘Tigers’ telling Rachel he loves her.’ It’s just so dumb. My statement is: I work in clubs and I am a businesswoman. I do not have sex with celebrities, and I have not had an affair with Tiger Woods,” she continued.

Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time Rachel Uchitel has been accused of offering her bed to a married man. Just last month, the former TV producer was romantically-linked to Bones star David Boreanaz, who allegedly had sex with Rachel while his wife was pregnant. She’s also alleged to have dated American Idol host Ryan Seacrest. Of course, this is all after her fiance, investment banker Andy O’Grady, was killed in the collapse of the World Trade Center in 2001. Rachel, now 32, spent days shuffling through the debris in search of her husband-to-be. Tragically, she never found him.