Tiger Blood Energy Drink Inspired By Charlie Sheen Now Available

It just got a little easier to get in touch with your inner-Sheen…We’re still trying to decide whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.

This week, Harcos Laboratories — a manufacturer of popular novelty items, such as energy drinks dubbed Zombie Blood and Nuclear Energy Powder — introduced an energy drink inspired by Charlie Sheen’s proclamations that he has “Tiger Blood” and “Adonis DNA.”

The “Tiger Blood Energy Potion,” the company’s website says, is “made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm.” The fruit punch-esque drink is packaged in an IV pouch reminiscent of the blood bags used by medical facilities and contains 80mg of caffeine.

We suppose it was only a matter of time before the Good Shit fueling Charlie’s psycosis started being hocked in tiny bags.

To Order Your Bag of Tiger Blood, Visit Harcos Laboratories’ Official Website….

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Of course, if forking over fistfuls of cash to sip liquid from a pouch isn’t exactly your idea of “winning,” Asian winery Ty Ku has devised a recipe for a Tiger Blood Cocktail that can be whipped up in the kitchen faster than you can say “7 Grams and an 8-Ball!”

TY-Ger Blood Recipe:

-3 oz. Tomato Juice

-1.5 oz. TY KU Sake

-Pinch of Wasabi

-Dash of Soy Sauce

-Squeeze of Lime