Tiger Blood Energy Drink Inspired By Charlie Sheen Now Available

It just got a little easier to get in touch with your inner-Sheen…We’re still trying to decide whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.

This week, Harcos Laboratories — a manufacturer of popular novelty items, such as energy drinks dubbed Zombie Blood and Nuclear Energy Powder — introduced an energy drink inspired by Charlie Sheen’s proclamations that he has “Tiger Blood” and “Adonis DNA.”

The “Tiger Blood Energy Potion,” the company’s website says, is “made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm.” The fruit punch-esque drink is packaged in an IV pouch reminiscent of the blood bags used by medical facilities and contains 80mg of caffeine.

We suppose it was only a matter of time before the Good Shit fueling Charlie’s psycosis started being hocked in tiny bags.

To Order Your Bag of Tiger Blood, Visit Harcos Laboratories’ Official Website….

Of course, if forking over fistfuls of cash to sip liquid from a pouch isn’t exactly your idea of “winning,” Asian winery Ty Ku has devised a recipe for a Tiger Blood Cocktail that can be whipped up in the kitchen faster than you can say “7 Grams and an 8-Ball!”

TY-Ger Blood Recipe:

-3 oz. Tomato Juice

-1.5 oz. TY KU Sake

-Pinch of Wasabi

-Dash of Soy Sauce

-Squeeze of Lime

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