Tiger Blood Energy Drink Inspired By Charlie Sheen Now Available
It just got a little easier to get in touch with your inner-Sheen…We’re still trying to decide whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.
This week, Harcos Laboratories — a manufacturer of popular novelty items, such as energy drinks dubbed Zombie Blood and Nuclear Energy Powder — introduced an energy drink inspired by Charlie Sheen’s proclamations that he has “Tiger Blood” and “Adonis DNA.”
The “Tiger Blood Energy Potion,” the company’s website says, is “made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm.” The fruit punch-esque drink is packaged in an IV pouch reminiscent of the blood bags used by medical facilities and contains 80mg of caffeine.
We suppose it was only a matter of time before the Good Shit fueling Charlie’s psycosis started being hocked in tiny bags.
Of course, if forking over fistfuls of cash to sip liquid from a pouch isn’t exactly your idea of “winning,” Asian winery Ty Ku has devised a recipe for a Tiger Blood Cocktail that can be whipped up in the kitchen faster than you can say “7 Grams and an 8-Ball!”
TY-Ger Blood Recipe:
-3 oz. Tomato Juice
-1.5 oz. TY KU Sake
-Pinch of Wasabi
-Dash of Soy Sauce
-Squeeze of Lime