Written by William on October 28th, 2008 | Tagged as: WTF
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On October 28th 2008, nugget wrote:
I like how the posessive "apostrophe s" is used for "plural s".
Those darn sign author's!
(And fallutent?!? Isn't that faluting?)
On October 28th 2008, chris wrote:
WTF is a P.K ?
On October 28th 2008, prest wrote:
Porn king
On October 28th 2008, Sam wrote:
P.K. = Pastor's Kid
On October 28th 2008, david wrote:
shouldn't that be 'repent and believe in jesu's'?
On October 28th 2008, Matt wrote:
@Chris
I believe that would be referring to "preachers' kids", who are notorious for being out of control.
On October 28th 2008, Defektiv wrote:
PK = Player Killers? Maybe he gets angry people are pwning him in pvp?
On October 28th 2008, The World wrote:
it means player kill.
On October 28th 2008, austin wrote:
P.K's
Pregnant Kid's [sic]
On October 28th 2008, SPQR wrote:
@chris
P.K. = Penalty Kick
He hates soccer.
On October 28th 2008, John Pasul wrote:
He hates their what?
On October 28th 2008, Jbo wrote:
Player Killer. I knew they were in league with Satan!
On October 28th 2008, Holly wrote:
Yeah what do they mean by PK? Usually in Christian circles that means Pastor's Kid, or Preachers Kid. Don't know why we (yes we, I'm one of them) would be on that list.
I love it when stupid people can't articulate what's really making them angry, so they make a list of the little things that piss them off, combined with a few issues they themselves are struggling with, and a dash of the usual scapegoats, and voila, you have hate literature all handy dandy and ready to read on a sign.
On October 28th 2008, KC wrote:
Love the "Jehovah's Witness's" they get a double dose of apostrophes.
But "Loud Mouth Women" don't get any.
On October 28th 2008, JN wrote:
I'm still trying to figure out how being a sport's nut means you're in league with the devil….
And also whether or not sports actually own nuts.
On October 28th 2008, sjs wrote:
Geez, it's okay to hate women and homos but not okay to be racist. This dude is complicated.
Don't you get it? Those people are "possessed"… or at least possessing something.
On October 28th 2008, Eve wrote:
I am at least 12 things from that board.
On October 28th 2008, _________ wrote:
coOl
he threw Baha'i in there
even though he spelled it wrong
On October 28th 2008, PK wrote:
PK = Poser Knut
On October 28th 2008, tom wrote:
`High Fullutent'?
On October 28th 2008, spispopd wrote:
The "correct" spelling of the slang term he presumably intended is hifalutin' – with an apostrophe. As in "we don' wan' none o' yer hifalutin' scientifical talk here, missy."
On October 28th 2008, Imogen wrote:
PK is chewing gum!!!!
On October 28th 2008, Imogen wrote:
or P.K's is Pain Killer's and he needs some!!!!
On October 28th 2008, AJ wrote:
Sheesh, I can't stand these unlettered types; obviously that should be "LOUD MOUTH WOMEN"S".
On October 28th 2008, EH wrote:
Promise Keepers
On October 28th 2008, densha wrote:
Wouldn't it be faster just to say that they hate everyone that's not like them?
On October 28th 2008, guy from reddit wrote:
Doesn't he mean "…believe in Jesu's"?
On October 28th 2008, BFF wrote:
WOW… who is this guy?? Idiot… JW's are far from lover's of the devil and ummm they belive in jesus you idiot…
On October 28th 2008, hey wrote:
or… Palin Kid's
On October 28th 2008, Dave wrote:
Nothing about communist's. Strange, IMO.
On October 28th 2008, Dan wrote:
LOUD MOUTH WOME'N
On October 28th 2008, xtremepado wrote:
loud mouth women? hahaha
On October 28th 2008, rotten wrote:
someone above nailed it. wasn't sure until they said "promise keepers", but that's almost certainly what the sign refers to.
On October 28th 2008, anon-ymous wrote:
Wow, the Jews aren't listed? I guess the only better thing than repenting and believing in Jesus is to kill him!
On October 28th 2008, GO USA wrote:
get a brain!
moran
On October 28th 2008, Mau wrote:
I am, or have been, at least 15 of those things.
On October 28th 2008, Joe wrote:
Oh hell no… he did not go after Scientologist's!
On October 28th 2008, Elard Hubbron wrote:
PK's=Psychokinetics
That's why Jean Grey becomes the Phoenix and not the Penguin.
On October 28th 2008, Johnny John bo wrote:
He meant people that can use PSI, like Ness, Ninten, Paula, Lucas, etc…
PK STARSTORM!!!!!!!!!
On October 29th 2008, Ben Dover wrote:
Don't Catholics believe in Jesus?
On October 29th 2008, Mancfrank wrote:
Yeah tho'se Catholic's might believe in Je'su's but not the 'same one thi's guy believe's in!
I's there anyone on thi's list who i'sn't the guy who made it?
On October 30th 2008, CrashBomb wrote:
If you're going to list wifebeaters isn't it redundant to also have Catholics on there?
If your wife is a loud democrat with a "high fullutent" [sic] mouth is it alright to beat her to shut her up?
On November 1st 2008, BiPolarBear wrote:
other than the horrid mis-use of punctuation symbols, he should check out some of his Christian rituals before he goes talking down older religions older than his own. take Christmas, for example. it was originally a PAGAN tradition celebrating the winter solstice.
ignorant people make me rofl.
On November 13th 2008, sop swin wrote:
Sophisticated swine!
I'm gonna use that one real soon!
On December 24th 2008, nicole wrote:
P.K. =Pious Kocksucker – hey if he can incorrectly use punctuation, then I can "correctly" misspell!!!!
LOL, That's a lengthy one for sure! I used to bartend for years at the place he's blocking with the sign. Cajun Cabin, on Bourbon & St. Louis. These assholes come out every year. They're hypocritical, uneducated groups from a couple of extremist churches in the deep south. I think my favorite sign ever was "Sodomy… It's to die for!"
On October 28th 2008, nugget wrote:
I like how the posessive "apostrophe s" is used for "plural s".
Those darn sign author's!
(And fallutent?!? Isn't that faluting?)
On October 28th 2008, chris wrote:
WTF is a P.K ?
On October 28th 2008, prest wrote:
Porn king
On October 28th 2008, Sam wrote:
P.K. = Pastor's Kid
On October 28th 2008, david wrote:
shouldn't that be 'repent and believe in jesu's'?
On October 28th 2008, Matt wrote:
@Chris
I believe that would be referring to "preachers' kids", who are notorious for being out of control.
On October 28th 2008, Defektiv wrote:
PK = Player Killers? Maybe he gets angry people are pwning him in pvp?
On October 28th 2008, The World wrote:
it means player kill.
On October 28th 2008, austin wrote:
P.K's
Pregnant Kid's [sic]
On October 28th 2008, SPQR wrote:
@chris
P.K. = Penalty Kick
He hates soccer.
On October 28th 2008, John Pasul wrote:
He hates their what?
On October 28th 2008, Jbo wrote:
Player Killer. I knew they were in league with Satan!
On October 28th 2008, Holly wrote:
Yeah what do they mean by PK? Usually in Christian circles that means Pastor's Kid, or Preachers Kid. Don't know why we (yes we, I'm one of them) would be on that list.
I love it when stupid people can't articulate what's really making them angry, so they make a list of the little things that piss them off, combined with a few issues they themselves are struggling with, and a dash of the usual scapegoats, and voila, you have hate literature all handy dandy and ready to read on a sign.
On October 28th 2008, KC wrote:
Love the "Jehovah's Witness's" they get a double dose of apostrophes.
But "Loud Mouth Women" don't get any.
On October 28th 2008, JN wrote:
I'm still trying to figure out how being a sport's nut means you're in league with the devil….
And also whether or not sports actually own nuts.
On October 28th 2008, sjs wrote:
Geez, it's okay to hate women and homos but not okay to be racist. This dude is complicated.
On October 28th 2008, Jeremiah wrote:
Don't you get it? Those people are "possessed"… or at least possessing something.
On October 28th 2008, Eve wrote:
I am at least 12 things from that board.
On October 28th 2008, _________ wrote:
coOl
he threw Baha'i in there
even though he spelled it wrong
On October 28th 2008, PK wrote:
PK = Poser Knut
On October 28th 2008, tom wrote:
`High Fullutent'?
On October 28th 2008, spispopd wrote:
The "correct" spelling of the slang term he presumably intended is hifalutin' – with an apostrophe. As in "we don' wan' none o' yer hifalutin' scientifical talk here, missy."
On October 28th 2008, Imogen wrote:
PK is chewing gum!!!!
On October 28th 2008, Imogen wrote:
or P.K's is Pain Killer's and he needs some!!!!
On October 28th 2008, AJ wrote:
Sheesh, I can't stand these unlettered types; obviously that should be "LOUD MOUTH WOMEN"S".
On October 28th 2008, EH wrote:
Promise Keepers
On October 28th 2008, densha wrote:
Wouldn't it be faster just to say that they hate everyone that's not like them?
On October 28th 2008, guy from reddit wrote:
Doesn't he mean "…believe in Jesu's"?
On October 28th 2008, BFF wrote:
WOW… who is this guy?? Idiot… JW's are far from lover's of the devil and ummm they belive in jesus you idiot…
On October 28th 2008, hey wrote:
or… Palin Kid's
On October 28th 2008, Dave wrote:
Nothing about communist's. Strange, IMO.
On October 28th 2008, Dan wrote:
LOUD MOUTH WOME'N
On October 28th 2008, xtremepado wrote:
loud mouth women? hahaha
On October 28th 2008, rotten wrote:
someone above nailed it. wasn't sure until they said "promise keepers", but that's almost certainly what the sign refers to.
On October 28th 2008, anon-ymous wrote:
Wow, the Jews aren't listed? I guess the only better thing than repenting and believing in Jesus is to kill him!
On October 28th 2008, GO USA wrote:
get a brain!
moran
On October 28th 2008, Mau wrote:
I am, or have been, at least 15 of those things.
On October 28th 2008, Joe wrote:
Oh hell no… he did not go after Scientologist's!
On October 28th 2008, Elard Hubbron wrote:
PK's=Psychokinetics
That's why Jean Grey becomes the Phoenix and not the Penguin.
On October 28th 2008, Johnny John bo wrote:
He meant people that can use PSI, like Ness, Ninten, Paula, Lucas, etc…
PK STARSTORM!!!!!!!!!
On October 29th 2008, Ben Dover wrote:
Don't Catholics believe in Jesus?
On October 29th 2008, Mancfrank wrote:
Yeah tho'se Catholic's might believe in Je'su's but not the 'same one thi's guy believe's in!
I's there anyone on thi's list who i'sn't the guy who made it?
On October 30th 2008, CrashBomb wrote:
If you're going to list wifebeaters isn't it redundant to also have Catholics on there?
If your wife is a loud democrat with a "high fullutent" [sic] mouth is it alright to beat her to shut her up?
On November 1st 2008, BiPolarBear wrote:
other than the horrid mis-use of punctuation symbols, he should check out some of his Christian rituals before he goes talking down older religions older than his own. take Christmas, for example. it was originally a PAGAN tradition celebrating the winter solstice.
ignorant people make me rofl.
On November 13th 2008, sop swin wrote:
Sophisticated swine!
I'm gonna use that one real soon!
On December 24th 2008, nicole wrote:
P.K. =Pious Kocksucker – hey if he can incorrectly use punctuation, then I can "correctly" misspell!!!!
On January 4th 2009, kaitlin wrote:
jesus is my best friend i think everyone should love him 2
On January 7th 2009, Jew wrote:
Seriously, no Jews? That's such a basic one. I'm offended for not being offended.
On January 21st 2009, anon wrote:
Maybe P.K.'s stands for Peace Keepers, and whoever wrote the sign is just a huge Farscape fan.
On March 28th 2009, J.G.Wentworth wrote:
What did environmentalists do?
On April 23rd 2009, Dana DiPerna wrote:
LOL, That's a lengthy one for sure! I used to bartend for years at the place he's blocking with the sign. Cajun Cabin, on Bourbon & St. Louis. These assholes come out every year. They're hypocritical, uneducated groups from a couple of extremist churches in the deep south. I think my favorite sign ever was "Sodomy… It's to die for!"