We haven’t visited Facebook in a couple of weeks, and it’s been far too long. Luckily, I don’t foresee us ever running out of material for this series, as anyone with a Facebook account well knows.

If you’d like to see earlier versions, here’s Volume I and here’s Volume II!

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