Woman of the world pay attention: in an interview with Rolling Stone John Mayer shared a list of rules for any girl hoping to be his ‘girlfriend’(you may want to take notes):

1. “Be really careful with me on the phone. Distance makes the brain grow more maniacal.”
2. “Twenty-four-hour phone-sex assistance. If there’s a cute girl in the front row, I’m gonna run offstage and call you.”
3. “You have to run every single fantasy you’ve ever had through me. You’ll never cheat. You see a cute guy at the gym, I’ll be him. Or we’ll get him. I don’t care.”

Is it just me or is John getting a really big ego after his short-lived stint with Jessica Simpson? And I think that’s a weird list of rules to put out there. For a guy who commonly looks pale and near death in photos he’s getting an awfully big head. Stick to the music John, try working on your photo ops a little bit, and remember there is such a thing as too much confidence.