With pre-reunion tour catty bitching in full-effect, Virgin Records has snagged a therapist to go on the road with Posh, Scary, and the rest of the nineties girl group.

“The Spice Girls will be accompanied by a therapist for the duration of their reunion tour. Executives at record label Virgin are concerned that catty arguments between the singers could result in one of them deciding to ditch the tour. The therapist will act as a mediator between the girls, should the worst happen. Such as, Eddie Murphy impregnating Victoria Beckham,” says a snitch.