Ladies, you may want to make sure Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been washed, scrubbed, and thoroughly disinfected before letting the reality star near your “woman parts.” Trust us, you’re just one in a long line of lovelies who have had a seat on his love.
It seems The Stich and his riot-inducing abdomen are just as cheap and easy as his spray-on tan. Word on the Curb has it that the former personal trainer has hooked up with “more 100 women” since MTV’s Jersey Shore shot the juiced-up guido and his noodle noggin pals to reality TV infamy last fall.
Sheesh — when does he sleep?!
Tattles squeal to Life & Style’s “Scene Queens Column” that Mike, 27, has been telling anyone who will listen about his bid to usurp Wilt Chamberlain’s bedpost-notching crown by the time he turns 30. The late NBA Hall of Fame famously claimed to have shucked the corn of more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
While Mike’s remaining mum on the rumors about his far-reaching sexual escapades, he pulls no punches about his way with the ladies: “I happen to be very, very good with the ladies. I’m charismatic, honest and straightforward, and it works every time. Women just happen to love ‘the Situation,’ and I love them back.”
(Insert Gagging Here….)