“The Simpsons” Porn Parody!

Ever wondered what The Simpsons would look like if Homer and Marge were swingers and Springfield was actually the set of an XXX-rated film?

The first thing the blogosphere blasted us with as we grudgingly drug ourselves out of bed this morning was this relatively SFW trailer for a live-action Simpsons skin flick.

Yes, it’s about as distressing as it sounds. And yes, we’re spreading the misery.

Prepare to watch a little piece of your childhood run screaming into a dark corner of your soul and curl into the fetal position as the good people at Hustler Video enlist porn’s best and bangable to turn one television’s longest-running animated comedies into a raunchy smut fest — complete with elevator music and bad makeup.

Why God?

The Simpsons: An XXX Parody follows Marge and Homer as they tap into their inner Hollywood socialite and create their own homemade sex tape. It also somehow features a host of other Springfielders — including Ned Flanders, Cookie Kwan, Senator Mendoza, McBain, and even barfly Barney.

How unnervingly good is that Homer impression?! The only good thing that could possibly come out of a Simpsons adult film is the chance that downtrodden bar owner Moe might actually get laid for once.

The Simpsons is just the latest in a string of classic television shows to get the porn parody treatment. In the past year, the adult industry has produced sexed-up versions of small screen faves like The Jeffersons, The Brady Bunch, The Cosby Show, Seinfeld, and The Golden Girls.

The Simpsons sex spoof goes on sale wherever smut is sold later this month.

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