Ah — gotta love a good reality show meltdown. On Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New York City Thursday, model-turned-Playboy centerfold Kelly Bensimon lost it in a during a tense dinner with her castmates — prompting serious questions about how appropriate it is to watch mental health crisis play out on national television! Not only does Kelly think Bethenny Frankel will kill her. She accuses Alex McCord of being a vampire. While the sleep-deprived beauty might have been playing up the crazy for the cameras, nothing says “Looney Tunes” to us faster than talk of bloodsucking and Al Sharpton.