For nearly 21 years, comedy lovers have been cracking their sides at “America’s Finest News Source.” If you’re among the thousands of web surfers with a dry sense of humor who scurries to The Onion each week for a dose of satire with a splash of comic genius, you’re going to love the pseudo-newspaper’s new line of greeting cards.

On Monday, Recycled Paper Greetings unveiled 12 “Ripped From The Headlines” greetings that fans can just about everywhere.


“We are thrilled to introduce these new cards with The Onion because we know that many of our consumers are big fans of the publication,” Jude Rake, CEO of Recycled Paper Greetings, said Monday. “At RPG we always focus on offering topical humor that shoppers will stop and notice, and few, if any, do that better right now than The Onion.”