The Nick Carter Strategy to Fucking Up Relationships
Nick Carter says he decided to fight fire with fire when he learned that Paris Hilton was rampantly cheating on him with Sophia Bush’s fiancĂ©, Chad Michael Murray - so he waited until she jetted off to Australia and then jumped into bed with Ashlee Simpson.
The former Backstreet Boy revealed his revenge tactic when he and his kid brother Aaron visited Page Six yesterday to promote their E! show, “House of Carters,” on their way to an Us Weekly luncheon
“I’d fallen head over heels with this chick. Then, all of a sudden, three months go by and I got people telling me, ‘Nick, you know what Paris is doing to you,’ and I got a little upset,” Carter related. “So then I just decided to fight back a little bit and started doing my own thing again. The result is I hooked up with Ashlee Simpson. When Paris came back from Australia, they talked to each other and she found out about it.“So I brought it up to her and said, ‘You know what I did, and now it’s your turn. Why don’t you tell me what you did.’ And she goes, ‘I never did anything! I never cheated on you.’ I had kind of started to really like Ashlee and I was thinking about the dating stage, then, before you know it [bleep]ing bitch-face comes back.”
As a person with a history of relational fuckups the key thing here is just be fucking honest. If Nick thought Paris was cheating fucking as the dumb broad. Then if she lies. WALK AWAY. Never go out and sleep with another dumb broad to get back at another. This always backfires and makes you look like the Zonkey instead just be straight up and tell the truth and then walk away.
If this tactic doesn’t work just tell all her friends she has herpes, and write her cell phone number on celebrity blogs.
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On October 13th 2006, kitty wrote:
I wish that guy would just seriously find someone who isnt a fucking pop star and start a BDSM relationship so he can be the dominant. Everything in his relationship world would be perfect. Everyone knows what happens with famous person/famous person relationships.. they all get screwed up. I think the man just needs a chick at his feet who will blow him when he says so *laughs*
On October 25th 2006, Heather parrott wrote:
oh my god thats funny kitty wheewh i would date him and trust me he would not have to ask twice for me to blow him lol anyways oh god but seriously back to realaty i agaree with u
On October 25th 2006, Heather parrott wrote:
one more thing what is it with all these men and these prety air headed girls i mean come on its the 212st centry and we dont need people to wait on us hand and foot so the next time a gurl cheats just fuckin dump there ass and move on to the next chick that comes to u