An all new Ashlee Simpson was turning heads recently at The World’s Largest Pajama Party hosted by Victoria’s Secret Pink in New York. With blonde curls and the infamous “neither confirmed nor denied” new nose she appeared on a massive two-level stage and performed 5 songs- which at one point included her pole dancing on a street-lamp prop and slapping her own ass. Interesting.

Anyway, the pajama party was apparently quite the spectacle. “We like to do things larger than life” was what Victoria’s Secret Pink spokeswoman Sara Tervo had to say the day before the big event. Everything from pink cotton candy, pink flavored water, pink blankets, plush pink dogs, and pink backpacks were given free to those who stayed the length of the party. They even had “gargantuan polka dotted dogs” hanging out at the front door.

It’s got to be hard succeeding in an industry as ‘Jessica Simpson’s little sister’ and Ashlee seems to honestly need some help. She’s cute enough, with or without the nose job, and can probably compete on her own merits if she could just project some confidence and get comfortable in her own skin.