“The Golden Girls” Porn Parody


I think I speak for Golden Girls fans everywhere when I ask, “What is the meaning of this?!”

Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia — the posse of vibrant and single seniors affectionately known to generations of sitcom fans as The Golden Girls — are getting new life…..on the MILF aisle of your favorite adult DVD store.

The beloved TV comedy — which featured Bea Arthur, Betty White, and Rue McClanahan as aging spitfires sharing a home in sunny Miami — will be parodied in a steamy and X-rated skin flick from New Sensations; the porn aficionados that brought porn fans titles like Friends: A XXX Parody and My Hot Wife Is Fucking Blackzilla.

Adult film stars Lisa Ann, Puma Suede, Julia Ann and Diamond Foxxx are among the stars who have been cast in The Golden Girls – An All MILF XXX Parody. The DVD — set for release later this year — will begin filming in Los Angeles this week.

The Golden Girls aired on NBC for seven seasons before being cancelled in 1992; but the show isn’t the only classic series being dirted up by the team at New Sensations. The company plans to release filthy parodies of several popular shows and movies in the coming months. You pervs out there should be on the lookout for The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody, 24 The Porno, The A-Team: An X-Rated Parody, Buffy: A XXX Parody, Lost: A XXX Parody, and an X-rated revamp of J.K. Rowlings’ Harry Potter.

The porn-parody machine has been working overtime lately, churning out “blushable” versions of Avatar, Jersey Shore, and even The Big Lebowski.