“The Flintstones” Porn Parody — “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody” Arrives Oct. 25

Somethings are just unnatural….Skin flicks inspired by one of television’s most endearing animated series is among them.

Ready or not, say hello to Barney in the Buff as The Flintstones joins the stampede of classic series (including Bewitched, The Jeffersons, and The Brady Bunch) getting the porn parody treatment.

Adult studio New Sensations is honoring the 50th anniversary of Hanna-Barbera’s wholesome sitcom with an XXX feature set to make a splash on the shelves of smut retailers everywhere on Oct. 25. The adult film will feature the beloved cartoon cavemen with an adult twist. Produced and director by porn lensman Will Ryder, The Flintstones: A XXX Parody features a bevy of some of the biggest figures in the adult film underworld: including Hillary Scott (Wilma), Brooke Lee Adams (Betty), Hayden Winter (Pebbles), Anthony Rosano (Barney), and Seth Gamble (Bam-Bam). Portly professional fucker Peter O’Toole stars as Fred.

“After 50 years of abstinence, you know Fred and Barney are dying to finally get with their wives, or anyone else wearing a fur skirt…. Fred begins to panic when he believes Wilma is cheating on him, though she’s actually busy planning his surprise birthday party. The lack of parental supervision allows Pebbles to explore her budding sexuality and play with Bam-Bam’s club. Ms. Stone and Mr. Slate also get in on the fun,” reads a flithy tagline promoting the film’s release.

Ewww..

The Flintstones joined ABC’s evening lineup on Sept. 30, 1960. It was truly groundbreaking and ran for six seasons. Not only was the show the first animated series featured in primetime, it was also one of the first TV shows to show husbands and wives sleeping in the same bed. The show’s golden anniversary and the release of the classic characters in XXX was a sheer coincidence, according to New Sensations Vice-President of Global Sales, Belle Casten.

“While we didn’t plan it this way, having our release coincide with the 50th anniversary of ‘The Flintstones’ cartoon will definitely be good for our business. The high-quality movie actualizes the fantasies of our target audience, placing ‘The Flintstones: A XXX Parody’ in an ideal position to dominate sales charts,” Casten explains.

Although, Ryder won’t be stepping in front of the camera for the flick, the director has high hopes for this slapstick slap in the face to All-Americana.

“It has been great working with New Sensations on ‘The Flintstones’ throughout the production process,” says Ryder. “Their team is world class. The cover shows off exactly how perfect the cast is. Now imagine Wilma, Betty and Pebbles getting their prehistoric freak on — that’s why we’re so excited about releasing this movie,” he adds.

“The sets are fantastic and the wardrobe is colorful. It’s exactly what you would expect if you are a fan of the cartoon; which I am. The cast transformed themselves into the lovable characters many of us grew up watching on TV.”

To give the set authenticity, New Sensations producers recreated The Flintstones living room in its entirety, including the stone TV set. There’s even a replica of Fred’s iconic car, as well as the exterior of the stone house.