It has a sort of ‘Wacko Jacko’ ring to it, doesn’t it? I’ve made no secret of the fact that I think Tom Cruise will be the next celeb to publicly self-destruct. And just when you think he can’t get any stranger he says something random like ‘I’m going to eat my baby’s placenta.’

I know everyone else and their dog has written about this but just give me a brief moment to put in my two quarters. Who SAYS something like that? He claims he was joking but who even jokes about that? At times like this, I always think of sweet little Katie Holmes, who I used to watch religiously on Dawson’s Creek. Can she really be supportive of everything he says and does? Doesn’t Scientology sound just a little crazy to her? Doesn’t her lips eventually chafe from constantly making out in public? Doens’t joking about eating placenta make her want to say, ‘Tom, enough is enough. Now go kiss your gay lover for a while – I’m spent.’