Texas Lawmakers Don’t Mind If Women Sneak Into Homes To Give Sleeping Men Blowjobs

Women gives sleeping man blowjob and does not get charged in Texas

Good news for women who like to burglarize homes and give sleeping men blowjobs, a grand jury in Williamson County have decided not to indict a woman who snuck into her husband’s friend’s house and tried to have sex with him while he was sleeping.

According to The Smoking Gun, Megan Hoelting was not charged despite breaking into the home, taking off her clothes and then proceeding to rape the man.

Hoelting was arrested following  the incident at the home of a man investigators identified by the initials “MDM.” The victim told sheriff’s deputies that he “awoke to the feeling of an unknown party on top of him,” adding that he “felt the offender place his penis in her mouth.”

“MDM,” said that he recognized the topless woman in his bed as “his friend’s wife.” The man freed himself from the woman’s mouth and called 911. He also demanded that she immediately leave his property.

Megan Hoelting has been arrested three other times. Grand jury deliberations are kept secret which means we have no further details about her released. However, she was originally charged with  “burglarizing with the intent of sexual assault” after admitting to the home invasion.

If you live in Round Rock and you awake to a warm and wet feeling on your dick, don’t worry, Megan is just burglarizing your home and raping you with her mouth and apparently that is 100% legal in Texas.

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