Okay we get it, Teri.
You’re just like the rest of us. You make mistakes and spill shit.
For some reason, Teri Hatcher loves to remind her adoring public about what a regular gal she is. I think she likes to play up her girl-next-door image.

Her latest installation comprised her spilling glass of champaign on her Vera Wang chiffon during a limo ride to the SAG awards. If I had a nickle for every time this happened to me…

Hatcher explained, “The chiffon color suddenly turned maroon - a nightmare scenario.” The panicked star needed to dry out her soaked dress quickly and yelled at the driver to, “Blast the heat!” She added, “All the heat is coming out of all the vents and three of us have got my dress, holding it over the heaters in the back of the car. And it worked! It totally dried by the time I got up to the thing (red carpet) and I was fine!”

The part she DIDN’T talk about is that the heat melted off the orangey fake tan she sports at awards shows. When she noticed that she wasn’t quite as tan as Felicity Huffman, she called her agent and sobbed.

(Note: If you didn’t read the Vanity Fair article last year, Teri burst into tears and made a call during a photo shoot because the other “wives” insisted that she not be in the center of the photo. Do I gotta explain everything to you?)