Our adult film fans might care to know that exotic porn queen Tera Patrick has inked a lucrative deal with Gotham Books to bring her life story to print. Sinner Takes All — A Memoir of Love, Lust, Marriage and Porn — due out in January — will chronicle Tera’s rise fromm aspiring model to one of the world’s highest-paid semen slurpers.

(Sorry for the visual, but you know it’s true!)