Taylor Momsen, 16, Has A Vibrator

Our eyes were already perma-rolling at Taylor Momsen’s constant anecdotes about how badass she is and how she doesn’t care what you think cuz she’s a rebel and stuff. (The phrase “Gurl bye!” springs to mind) But telling us how her vibrator is her “best friend?” Wrongtown USA!

The Gossip Girl star and Material Girl spokesmodel was mid-rant about how she was “bored with men” when she opened up to Disorder Magazine about her fondness for sex toys.

Did we forget to mention that this child is 16?

“Momsen does swear like a trooper,” the magazine reported. “She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.”