Tara Reid Joins “Big Brother UK”

Oh, how the waify have fallen!

Off the shores of London, nothing says “desperate” quite like entering the Big Brother house.

Just ask newlywed ’90s actress Tara Reid.

The professional trainwreck is now hobnobbing with a host of other post-expiration date Z-listers on the popular UK reality show.

And her introduction video does not disappoint.

We can’t help but feel a little bad for the American Pie star, now 35, who calls what’s she’s in now as a “career high.”

Oh Honey, you have no idea.

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