Perhaps someone should tell Nick Hogan that bad-mouthing a friend that you turned into a vegetable isn’t the best way to get into the public’s good graces; particularly when ninety percent of Americans already think you’re a spoiled twit. Just saying.

The seventeen year old pled guilty to Reckless Driving and was sentenced to an eight month jail term for an August 2007 crash that left his friend John Graziano paralyzed and in a permanent vegatative state. TMZ.com has snagged some audio of Hulk Hogan’s imprisoned son belly-aching about life in the Big House. The teen can be heard crying to his indulgent Mommy and Daddy about his “rough time” in county jail before lashing out at his former pal John, referring to the former Marine as “a negative person.”

This kid has the IQ of a field mouse. Ok, Simpleton, if your victim was such a “negative” person, what were you doing hanging out with him?

Nick Hogan Jail Call Audio