This bitch…Susan Finkelstein, the online pussy peddler accused of auctioning her catbag in exchange for tickets to the World Series, says she was only “flirting “when she posted an ad on Craigslist offering to “do anything” for a chance to see her beloved Phillies take on the New York Yankees.

In her ad, Finkelstein begged for tickets and said she could be “creative” about payment. Cops in the Philly suburb of Bensalem arrested Finkelstein Tuesday night for allegedly offering sex to one of their undercover officers after he promised her tickets to see baseball’s biggest game.

It is a claim the married mom vehemently denies. Uh-huh.

“I was hoping maybe I could get a cheaper price flirting with him,” Finkelstein, 43, said on SiriusXM’s Opie and Anthony radio show Wednesday, one day after she was hit with a prostitution charge.

“You know, batting my eyes. It’s not unheard of. It was him who brought the whole thing up anyway.It was just unbelievable that when we started talking about sexy stuff, I got arrested,” the self-described “desperate buxom blonde” explained.

But it sounds like Susan’s story may have a happy ending. She is slated to receive free tickets to Sunday’s match-up, courtesy of a local radio station and car dealership.

All’s well that ends well.