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Susan Boyle Virginity Porn $1 Million

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April 20th, 2009 by Castina

Tagged as: Popular Culture, Susan Boyle, You Tube


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A California-based adult film company is hoping to cash in on the popularity of Scottish YouTube sensation Susan Boyle by offering the aspiring singer $1 million to lose her virginity on camera.

The understated 47-year-old found instant international fame last week after she appeared on the UK reality series Britain’s Got Talent, where she stunned the show’s judges with an angelic rendition of Les Miserables’ “I Dreamed a Dream.”

Susan says she’s a virgin and has never even been kissed…..Kick Ass Pictures (Yes, that’s really what they call themselves) is hoping to change all that.

The porn aficionados have offered Susan–a devout Catholic volunteer church worker big bucks to have sex on camera.

“The logical extension of that statement is that she’s still a virgin,” says Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. “We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That’s a very personal, intimate moment in a woman’s life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special.”

They’ve even gone ahead and set up a website, SusanBoyleXXX.com, where fans can vote for various possible movie titles.

If Susan were to accept the proposition, she would be flown out to Los Angeles via Virgin Airlines to enjoy her first sexual encounter with a yet-to-be determined adult film star.

“We want real sexual chemistry,” Kulkis explains. “Since we have no way of knowing what Susan’s ‘type’ is, we’ll introduce her to a variety of gentlemen of different races, ages and um, ‘endowments.’ Personally, I think she and Ron Jeremy would be a perfect match.”

The offer is good for the next week.

“We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world’s attention,” says company president Mark Kulkis. “Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I’m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible.”

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  1. On April 21st 2009, musicisthesoul wrote:

    This is so disturbing…she doesnt need to change
    She’s touched many peoples lives and to just degrade her like this is inhumane…
    The fact that she is a virgin is a beautiful thing, its private…its personal…its her business..it’s a blessing that she and many shouldnt take for granted.

    I really hope she wouldnt do this cause it would be going against everything she stands for.

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