As if Michael Lohan wasn’t revolting enough, word is the ex-con-turned-born-again-Christian has quite a bit in common with a few other disgraced evangelists, like Ted Haggard and Jim Bakker, for instance. A former owner of Scores, the most renowned strip joint in New York City, claims that when he was in charge of the gentlemen’s club Papa Lohan would make routine visits, forking over fistfuls of cash on a very specific type of shake dancer — the kind baring a striking resemblance to his trouble-prone daughter.

“Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for. We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door,” Elliot Osher blabbed.