Star Trek Porn–”This Ain’t Star Trek XXX”

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You’ve heard of Nailin’ Palin and Lindsay HOhan, Get The F*CK Out of My Way, but Hustler Video promises you’ve never seen an adult film spoof like This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.

That’s right, folks. The porn studio has come up with a X-rated parody–a tribute, if you will–to Trekkies who enjoy watching the occasionally skin flick.


Kirk and Uhura shocked viewers when they shared television’s first interracial kiss in the 1960s- but adult film director Axel Braun takes our favorite sci-fi series beyond the final frontier for the new movie, which will be released on the same day as J.J. Abrams’ latest Star Trek film.

And the plot is truly landmark stuff. (Insert eye-rolling here.) In the movie, the villain Khan tries to take control of the Star Trek crew after successfully seducing the spaceship’s historian.

“The cast knows this is not something to be taken lightly – Evan, who is one of the world’s top porn stars, agreed to cut off his famous blonde hair and dye it dark to play Kirk and Tony DeSergio shaved his eyebrows to play Spock,” Axel explains.

“Sasha Grey, who is a pin-up in the porn world, even agreed to wear vulcan ears for this.”

“There are five sex scenes in the film but I’m sure the Spock, Kirk and Uhura scene will be one a lot of Trek fans will be keen to see,” the director said in an interview with WENN on Tuesday. “I was a big fan and I think the fans who see this DVD will be pleasantly surprised,” he added.

Although he didn’t request their presence on-set for the making of the porno, Axel says he’ll be sending all members of the original Star Trek cast a copy of the This Ain’t Star Trek XXX DVD.

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX Cast:
Kirk – Evan Stone
Spock – Tony DeSergio
Sulu – Ero Sennin
Bones – Cheyne Collins
Scotty – Anthony Rosano
Khan – Nick Manning
Uhura – Jada Fire
Ruth – Jenna Haze
Christine – Codi Carmichael
Chandra – Sasha Grey
Marla – Aurora Snow

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