SpongeBob Squarepants Wedding, Ashley Greene Does Men’s Fitness, & More Evening Crunch Crumbs

SpongeBob Squarepants Married Sandy Cheeks

-Sandy The Squirrel is making an honest — er — Sponge out of SpongeBob Squarepants. At least someone got a proposal this year…..

-Hey guys, if you want to impress Ashley Greene, you better have attitude…..

-FOX has an update on Eliza Dushku’s cult favorite Dollhouse….

-Beginning next month, Baywatch fans can pick up Pamela Anderson’s new fragrance wherever toilet paper and condoms are sold……

FlashForward has been picked up for a full season…..

-Complex tells us “How To Dress Like Dwight Schrute from The Office….”

-Janet Jackson’s Greatest Hits compilation, Number Ones, drops Nov. 17……

-There’s a Miss Homeless Pageant?

-Tyra Banks has reportedly gone from a size 14 to a size 8! You betta work!

-Um…somehow we don’t think Leighton Meester’s singing debut is going to go over so well. On a positive note, the actress just inspired this Gawker ranking of Eight TV Actresses Who Should Never Singer Again. Sweet!

-Here’s a list of the “Lamest Fast Food Kids’ Toys.” If memory serves me, many of those contraptions that accompanied the Burger King Kids’ Meal were super tre’tacky….

Kate Middleton's Stripper Cousin to Cover Playboy

-Leonardo DiCaprio plays a CEO who becomes involved in a blackmailing scandal in the Summer 2010 thriller Inception….Take a look at the trailer….