In today’s edition of “Spencer Pratt, Sitcho Ass Down!,” the star of MTV’s The Hills has explained why he and his wife, Heidi Montag, have tried to jump ship on their latest reality venture. Spencer has claimed that he is “too rich” and “too famous” to be participating on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!.

The phrase “Bitch, Please!” springs to mind….

Spencer and Heidi have already made two failed attempts to exit the Costa Rican jungle since arriving last week and complaining about the living conditions.

“I’m too rich and I’m too famous to be sitting with these people and cleaning up their shit in the jungle,” Spencer fumed to a NBC programming director, Access Hollywood reports.

“This cast is devaluing our fame right now. I’m sitting next to VH1 comedians that I have never even seen before… I thought it was gonna be all celebrities. Stars of shows get treated like stars.”

“Don’t throw me in the jungle and try to make me your little guinea pig torture act.”

The 25-year-old added: “I don’t trust anybody right now. Janice [Dickinson] is my only pseudo alliance because I respect her and I like her, but right now it’s all about winning.”