Spencer Pratt is in the process of legally changing his name to “King Spencer Pratt,” Access Hollywood is reporting.

We find Assclown more fitting, but it’s your call, Spence.

“I have decided that if there is a Queen of England and Prince William, we need to have a King of America,” Spencer said Tuesday, explaning the reason behind his decision to legally change his name. “And I have nominated myself for that title.”

The newlywed Hills star, 26, has not yet filed the legal papers to adopt the moniker, but plans to do so later this week.