On Wednesday, MTV reality personalities Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt admitted that their wedding ceremony in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico last Thursday is about as real as Heidi’s nose and bustline.

In a joint statement, the couple said:

“We had a beautiful ceremony here…officiated by a minister and photographed by the hotel photographer. We’ve never been happier. And, like other elopements that happen outside the country, we’ll take care of the legal details when we get home.”

The fame-hungry pair did not obtained a marriage license or take part in a separate civil ceremony, which is required by Mexican law to make the union legally binding.