There’s another Speidi split in our future. (Try to compose yourselves.) Does this New York Daily News blind item ring a bell: “Which weekly glossy signed a megamillion-dollar contract with a certain annoying celebrity couple?” According to a Star Mag report, the publicity-hungry couple have teamed up with an unidentified celebrity tabloid (Likely US Weekly) to milk big bucks out of another breakup and reunion.

“The deal is, the magazine will get exclusive interviews with the couple, but in turn, they need to break up (again), get back together (again), and actually get married.”

“They did they same thing last year. You would think everyone would be wise to it by now!” a Speidi spy fumed in disbelief.